Chick on cell: God, is she crazy? Even I wouldn’t do that, and I’m a total slut. –39th St & 3rd Ave NYU girl on cell: Yeah, she really is a crazy bitch. At least I’m getting a book out of it, though. I’m going to call it Next Year I’ll Be in a New Room, But You’ll Still Be Fucking Nuts. –Washington Square Park Conductor: Someone has lost a bag of marbles in the cafe car. I repeat, we have a bag of marbles found in the cafe car. Has anyone lost their marbles? –Amtrak, Penn Station Communications & media studies professor: I don’t mean to pontificate, but this is the last day of class and I have some important advice for you — never sleep with anyone who is crazier than you are. It can get you in a lot of trouble. –Fordham University Overheard by: Switching Departments 10-year-old boy waiting for mom: Hooray, hooray, I’m insane, I’m insane, okay! –Outside Met Food, Cortelyou Rd & E 16th St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Leela