Woman: I’m a real Star Trek fan. I particularly like this one guy, a Shakespearean actor — Patrick, uh, Patrick Swayze? –B train Loud guy on bike: Will gone up and left! Will Smith! Where’d you go, Will?! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Abram Suit on cell: I mean, it was maybe the only time I ever wanted to give Mark Wahlberg a blowjob. –Penn Station Overheard by: Rainey Blonde on cell, walking dog, and wearing faux fur sweater: Yeah, Animal Fair… Like Vanity Fair, but with animals… It’s coming out soon… It’s going to be intimate — Sharon Stone and Emelio Estevez are going to be there! –55th St & 9th Ave Overheard by: francesca Passerby: Martin Short? Is he still in that? –Across street from Martin Short&#58 Fame Becomes Me Overheard by: Jeff of [tos] Chick drops cocktail glass, breaking it. Queer: If you didn’t look like Winona Ryder, I’d smack you. –Ceilo nightclub