Man: I am the piano of humans. –32nd & Lex Overheard by: Em Boss: You don’t want to ruin your crack-high with that harmonica racket. –1 Madison Ave Overheard by: KDOTU Four-year-old holding maracas: These shakers give me speed! –VFW Hall, Long Island Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief Hipster: None of them could play their instruments or sing, and they all kept spitting on each other, but there was free beer so I was there. –Metropolitan and Union, Williamsburg Overheard by: Jesse Six-year-old girl is blowing hard on a clarinet-type toy. Mom: If you start feeling dizzy, you tell Mommy, okay? –East Village Overheard by: jho Woman eating lunch: …Then they threw my father out of the Communist Party again. This time it was for refusing to play his accordion at parties. –1300 York Ave