Drunk girl: I remember the bouncing, I remember the moaning, I just can’t remember the name. –Cooper 35, Astor Place Overheard by: dan Gay man: I went there to get spiritual, and I came back all ‘Boys, boys, boys.’ –5th Ave & 11th St Chick on cell: This is one of those moments when polyamory would really come in handy, huh? –Harlem Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Girl talking to herself: I am not a ho — I took the lie detector test, and it told you I was not a ho so stop calling me that. –1 train Overheard by: will Chick: She had, like, 20 brothers and sisters because her dad was Haitian and he just kept sleeping with people… –Subway bar, 60th & Lex Chick: This year I am going to try and not make out with both Samatha and her boyfriend. –W 53rd between 9th and 10th Ave Overheard by: Still Laughing