Jersey lady pointing at a French bulldog: Look at this face! He’s adorable! He looks Italian! –26th & 7th Overheard by: sara n. College chick: You were born in Italy? That’s awesome… Speak some Italy for me. Wait, that’s what you speak, right? –Classroom Drunk yelling at a pizza shop: Who the fuck are you? You’re fucking Mexican! You’re not Italian! I’m Italian!! I make the fucking pizzas in this town! –Bedford and N 7th St Overheard by: Actually I’m from Equador Guy: I feel like I’m at a dry-cleaning convention that is being shaken down by the mob. –Korean-Italian wedding Overheard by: Retarded Quarterback Old lady with a cane: My father is Jewish and my mother is Italian, and I am in therapy. –Lower Manhattan