Girl: So I was sitting in my stew pot… –60th & Lex Overheard by: eliz 50-ish lady to teen daughter: I’m so confused about bowls. –Housewares aisle, Target, Brooklyn Overheard by: BrooklynQ Girl with leaky coffee cup: Man, she gave me the bootleg cup! How come she gave me the bootleg cup? Man, I got the bootleg cup. –Outside coffee shop, Times Square Old guy: Hey, good to see you! Do you got a sharp knife? –90th & Broadway Mom: Spatula! Spatula! I have two words for you, spatula: Be-have! –C train Overheard by: Liz Middle-aged guy to another on park bench: Man, I could sure use a nice bowl of genital soup. –Central Park