More Often, It Works the Other Way Around

Dude #1: So, you want to hear about my trip to Miami?
Dude #2: Yeah, why not -- just let me order a bottle of J.D. first, then it will get really interesting!
Dude #1: Yeah, fuck Miami, let's get dead drunk and plan a murder.
Dude #2: Seriously, who do you have to fuck to get drunk around here?

--Double Seven Bar, 418 W 14th St