It's a Field Waiting for a Go-Getter Like Her

Chick #1: I think I would be a good homeless person. I would definitely be able to do it!
Chick #2: How? What the hell do you mean?
Chick #1: I can fall asleep anywhere now, and I could live off of beans and water... What? I could.

--175 Water St

Overheard by: Raquel