Columbia dude to Columbia chick: I’m trying to figure out what the hell God wants me to be. He either wants me to be a doctor or a lawyer — I can’t decide. –Nussbaum and Wu Bakery and Cafe, 112th & Broadway Five-year-old girl watching a dog go through airport security: Oh, please God, pleeease don’t let it die! –JFK Dude on cell: No, it’s okay, I understand. I’ll see you another time [hangs up]. Yes! I don’t have to go out tonight — his grandma died! There is a god! I’m going home to go to bed. –Paragon Sports, 18th & Broadway Overheard by: andrea Woman: I don’t got no PhD — my degree is from God. –19th & Broadway