Aspiring hipster: All I need now is a tattoo and a MySpace and I’ll be set! –Oustide Around the Clock, 9th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Molly Blonde girl: Does anyone know if the subway has wireless connection? –1 train Girl on cell: Well, would you fix my computer for free? … What is it with guys who fix my computer wanting to be paid in sexual favors? You’re like the fourth guy to say that to me this year. –Penn Station Overheard by: Vicksburg Lady on cell: Well, have you asked him to close his MySpace account? Well, if he really loved you, he would close it! –28th St, between Madison & Park Overheard by: mommamoose Teen chick on cell: Yeah, it’s funny… Google it. Wait, do you guys even have Google in Florida? –54th & Park Overheard by: floridian passerby Teen chick: Oh my god! I am so putting that on the internet! –Times Square