Drunk singing to tune of ‘Proud Mary’: But I never did the Macarena, and I never caught the gonorrhea… –Stanton St & Clinton St Conductor: Folks, I’ve been having a recurring dream that I’d like to share with you. [Singing in high falsetto voice] I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… –A train Girl singing at fax machine: I’m bringing faxin’ back, yeah! –Kinko’s, 54th St, between 7th & 8th Ave Overheard by: jarett Conducter over intercom: This is the last stop on the G train. [Two minutes later, conductor raps over intercom] G train — nah mean? Nice and clean for you bums that stayed on this train. –G train, Court St Overheard by: I Just Missed My Stop Conductor singing over intercom: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the blah blah blah… –A train Overheard by: Heather Panhandler singing: I will pay you back! –7th Ave & Christopher St Overheard by: Rolfer