Her Mom Had a Few Too Many Moments of Clarity during the Last Trimester

Bar patron dude: No, I don't think you're using that right. A 'moment of clarity' is a concept from Alcoholics Anonymous.
Bartender chick: But you're not an alcoholic! So your moment of clarity is when you finally get served booze!

--Library bar, Houston & Ave A

Overheard by: E.Vill. Genius