Lady #1: That’s cute. [Gesturing to jungle-print stretchy book cover.] Where’d you get it?
Lady #2: The 99-cent store.
Lady #1: How much was it? Headline by: peetower Runners-Up: · “And what did it cost to install it?” – Jerry Jeff · “Green.” – sandie · “The same as one of your “services”” – Numerica · “There are three kinds of people in the world–those than can count and those who can’t” – Cousin Al · “What’s in a name, really?” – Rionn Fears Malechem
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