Stay on Topic for God's Sake!

Jock #1: Don't you dare tell me that Santa Claus doesn't exist. I'll kick your ass.
Jock #2: Shut up, you know he doesn't exist.
Jock #1: Then who the hell puts the presents under the tree?!
Jock #2: Your mom does!
Jock #3: I'd totally do your mom. No lie.
Jock #2: Me, too.
Jock #1: Santa exists, dammit!

--Midtown Direct train

Overheard by: Believes