Brooklyn guy to buddy: Man, that chick is the hottest chick in the whole world. Well, except one — Ariel. Ohhh, Ariel. You know, the little mermaid? –31st St & 7th Ave Overheard by: Will Guy: Man, if a girl is hot enough that you want get with her, and she’s single… You know she’s gotta be fucked up in the head. –C train Girl on cell: Oh, yeah, he was so hot. I made eye contact with him, like, two times, so I guess we’re basically dating now. –Port Authority Overheard by: Audrey Monaco Trendy teen: Down Syndrome is so hot right now! –Tompkins Square Park Woman on cell: But how hot can a cactus get? –Bed, Bath & Beyond Overheard by: Ladle Guy: You only think she’s hot because her family has money. –26th St & 8th Ave