Small child in large line of kids to woman carrying first-aid kit: Hey, Miss Cynthia, I can’t wait to disappear! –Lawton St, & Bushwick Ave, Brooklyn Boy pointing at guy dressed as Statue of Liberty: We waited this whole time just to see that?! –Line for Statue of Liberty, Battery Park Little girl: Daddy! I’m hard! –Blockbuster Overheard by: Abram Small boy: Mommy, you sit over there next to Grandma, and I’ll sit over here next to myself. –Brooklyn-bound F train Overheard by: post-modern self-identity is a funny thing Sobbing little boy in stroller to mother: Why can’t you just settle me dowwwn?! –48th St & Madison Overheard by: Micaela

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