Woman: Oh, I just phoned him at five a.m. to tell him that I accidentally set the alarm clock at six a.m., so that he wouldn’t be woken up by it. –14th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: muffin Man on cell: So you woke up and she was gone?! Sweet! –95 Wall St Overheard by: Samantha Boriqua woman: My two-year-old refuses to understand the concept of ‘Shut the fuck up and go to sleep.’ –McDonald’s, Union Square Overheard by: drew roddy Two women singing: He knows when you’ve been sleeping, he knows when you’re awake; Santa Claus is stalkin’ ya, lock your doors for goodness sakes! –Crowded 6 train Overheard by: Ltrainer