Two tween girls cross the street, dodging cars. Tween #1: Oh my god, I can’t believe you did that! You know I don’t watch where I’m going!
Tween #2: You don’t?
Tween #1: Uh, no — every day I almost get hit by a car, and my friends always make fun of me, and my friends say, ‘Oh my god, you almost got hit by that car,’ and I say, ‘Yeah, duh, you guys know I don’t look both ways!’ –61st & Amsterdam