And tucking my dick and balls

Girl #1: So I hear you're single again.
Girl #2: Yeah, it's great. I can stop shaving my ass!--Outside Starbucks, Times Square



Headline by: Marsha Mellow

Runners-Up:
· "Donkey Breathes Sigh of Relief" - Mike Curry
· "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Shorn" - Adrianne
· "It was the happiest day of Mother Teresa's life." - Dave
· "Oh, good, Oprah is back on the market!" - Anna
· "So easy, even a caveman can do it!" - waxes!
· "When she's dating again she'll cut it all off and donate it to cancer victims" - Peter B
· "You're Not Gonna Stop Shaving Mine, Are You?" - Trey Jackson


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