Hobo: Why is love so goddamn expensive? –Outside MoMA Overheard by: Chris Drunk ghetto girl screaming into cell: He told me he loved me and this and that… And this and that, dammit! And then his cock was in her, and I was like, ‘Whoa, are you with me or not?!’ So I pulled her weave out and– Hello? Are you still there? –Bushwick, Brooklyn Overheard by: I just wanted to sleep WASP suit: The newspaper made me fall in love with Brad Pitt. –53rd & Lex Overheard by: not in love with brad pitt Little girl: I love you, brain. –87th & York Girl on cell: Tell your man to stay out of my business, or I’ll break his jaw. I’ll break his jaw again! I don’t need the love of a man, I’ve got my mother and Jesus to fuckin’ love me. I can meet people — I’ve got MySpace, AOL, IM, and I can chat! –Subway station, Canal St