Black dude on cell: No! No one outside of the family sleeps with my Grandma! –Parking lot Man to dogs sniffing each other: Stop! Do not molest your sister in public! –57th St & 7th Ave Girl: I’d love to date you, but first we need to get a blood test to make sure we’re not second cousins. –NYU Kimmel Center Overheard by: tj Mid-40s guy: So, it was like me on my grandparents’ bed with my mom… –Penn Station Hipster on cell: Thanksgiving ended, and we still don’t know. Is Leland having sex with his father’s girlfriend? –Outside UCB Theatre