Girl: And it’s, like, strike two. You’re totally not getting a baby gift when I find out you’re preggers on Facebook. –M23 bus Suit on cell: My dad was making out with the nurse while I was being born… –Fulton St Overheard by: Miss Rach Homeless lady: God’s pregnant! He wants the city dead! God’s pregnant! –46th St & 5th Ave Young boy pumping arms at sides and thrusting pelvis: Fertilize me! –Starbucks