Crazy homeless guy: Ya see, I don’t like the Baptists, because I’m a Roman Catholic. But I would hire a Baptist man, because I like the doughnuts. –4 train Overheard by: Russ Wall Little boy skipping: I did not commit a sin! –Central Park Yuppie chick on cell: It’s really easy to convert to Protestantism. All you have to do is kill a few Catholics, Martin Luther King style. Okay, I gotta go, I have a train to catch. –Montague St, Brooklyn Overheard by: I’d like to know where she studied history Man bowing head: Hail Mary, full of– ah, fuck it. –Northbound Q train