Guy: I sold everything — the script, TV episodes, merchandising rights… They paid me two million dollars. It sucks, because after I pay off debts and taxes I’ll only have one million, and that doesn’t go as far as it used to. –MoMA lobby Overheard by: foofoo Fat chick: … So I was like, ‘Mom, what the fuck? I don’t need a diet.’ Then she goes, ‘But your doctor told you that you’re a hundred pounds overweight — eat healthier!’ Then I just told her, ‘Screw you!’ I’d rather go on Maury than lose weight! –Guggenheim Museum Overheard by: Maury Povich’s viewer Tween girl running towards crime scene minutes after a shooting: We’s gonna be on TV, nigga! –137th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle Liberace wannabe on cell: … And I thought, ‘Thank God,! She likes AbFab! At last, I can talk to her on a level playing field!’ –44th & 9th Conductor: There’s another local train directly behind this one. Plenty of seats, color TV, open bar. –W train to Astoria Overheard by: MissPinkKate