Wednesday One-Liners Keep It in Their Mattresses

Suit: I pay my money, I cross my legs, and I say, 'Entertain me.'

--52nd St, between 8th & 9th Ave

Woman on cell: Money is kind of like a metaphor for life.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Eavesdropper

Street performer: Hey, little children, if your parents don't give you money to give us, it means they don't love you!

--Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Allison

Guy on bench: Let Jesus out of your wallet! All you good Christians, I need some of your Jesus money!

--Grand Central

Overheard by: Laura

Loud guy: For that kind of money I should stand on my hands and juggle bowling balls out my anus!

--Subway station at 72nd & Broadway