Here's My List of Things It's Okay to Eat...

Chick: Don't eat that!
Guy: Why? What did you do to it?
Chick: Nothing! It's just been all over the table!
Guy: [Silently eats it.]
Chick: Oh my god. I'm never hooking up with you!

--Palladium Dining Hall, 14th & 4th

Overheard by: Emily