Maybe if it was, your father would finally want to give me an orgasm

Daughter: But mom, I don't like the chicken.
Mother: Sorry, honey, not everything can be McDonald's.



Headline by: Snowy in Seattle

Runners-Up:
· "Hates the chicken, but loves the cock" - Humberto
· "Hookers on "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"" - Krisztina
· "Just give George Bush one more term..." - Noh
· "M.A.F.D.- Mothers Against Fat Daughters" - L Friz
· "McDonlads is the only thing that doesn't taste like chicken" - Babakganoosh
· "So shut up and eat the rest of your Meow Mix" - remark

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