Daughter: But mom, I don’t like the chicken.
Mother: Sorry, honey, not everything can be McDonald’s. Headline by: Snowy in Seattle Runners-Up: · “Hates the chicken, but loves the cock” – Humberto · “Hookers on “Take Your Daughter to Work Day”” – Krisztina · “Just give George Bush one more term…” – Noh · “M.A.F.D.- Mothers Against Fat Daughters” – L Friz · “McDonlads is the only thing that doesn’t taste like chicken” – Babakganoosh · “So shut up and eat the rest of your Meow Mix” – remark
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