Goat-Eating Doesn't Even Raise Eyebrows Anymore

Queer #1: He wasn't that bad!
Queer #2: Honey, he was a T-R-O-double-L troll, okay?! An under the bridge-living, billy goat-eating mon-stuh!
Queer #1: Hahahahaha!
Queer #3: That was pretty harsh.
Queer #2: You're new here. I can tell.

--Outside Splash Bar, 17th St