The Original Ray's Wednesday One-Liners

Guy on cell: We can eat pizza and watch people's faces get cut off!

--Nassau & Humboldt, Greenpoint

Drunk guy: Come eat this pizza! It's the best fucking pizza in the city. Best fucking pizza in the city. I fucking guarantee it. Fucking best pizza. Good choice, ma'am. This is the best fucking pizza in the city. [Passerby goes in, exits 10 minutes later.] God, I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life.

--Bleecker & Sullivan

Overheard by: d f

Tourist: Oh, Ray's Pizzeria - I've seen that pizzeria before! I think I've been here before!

--St. Mark's & 3rd

Guy: Oh my god, I totally need a hammock made of pizza.

--ACE station, 42nd St

Overheard by: Janet