Wednesday One-Liners Remember the Little People

Ghetto guy: Yo, I gotta be careful and hurry up and catch this midget before she leave me.

--59th & Lex

Overheard by: Wonkanobi

Short lady: And I told him, 'I may be an ugly midget, but at least I'm not a Neanderthal.'

--Outside Starbucks, Court & Dean St

Little girl watching midget walk by: Look, Mommy! Mini-Me's wife!

--91st & Broadway

Man to son: ... And that's because New York was founded by midgets.

--Union Square

Overheard by: Nina Milnes