Ghetto guy: Yo, I gotta be careful and hurry up and catch this midget before she leave me. –59th & Lex Overheard by: Wonkanobi Short lady: And I told him, ‘I may be an ugly midget, but at least I’m not a Neanderthal.’ –Outside Starbucks, Court & Dean St Little girl watching midget walk by: Look, Mommy! Mini-Me’s wife! –91st & Broadway Man to son: … And that’s because New York was founded by midgets. –Union Square Overheard by: Nina Milnes