Wednesday One-Liners File Jointly

Man in Rangers shirt: ... And that's when we realized that she married Satan.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: rosemary's baby

Homeless guy yelling at everyone: Paul McCartney, you so rich, why you marry a woman with one leg? You could buy yourself one with two legs easily. Easily, dammit.

--E/V station, 53rd & 5th

Professor: Marriage is a state institution. It's not a voluntary love-fest.

--Silver Center, Washington Square

Balding suit on cell: No, no, it was a phase... And I would know, right? No, I'm telling you, he's just confused... He's a kid! And anyway, he's married now... No, he'll be fine.

--Citarella, W 9th St

Dude: Sitting here eating these Nerds is the best day of my life, ever. Well, this and my wedding day.

--Landmark Sunshine Cinema, Houston St

Overheard by: Russ Wall