Wednesday One-Liners Know Best

Woman on cell: My father is, like, my retarded child.

--Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Rick

Chick on cell: My father's sister moved there. Then my aunt went.

--29th & Park

Overheard by: Adam Nathan

Drunk guy: Ew! Mom and Dad have foot sex? I don't even want to think about it!

--Far Rockaway train

Overheard by: Liz

Little tourist girl: A lot of people are wearing black today, Daddy.

--46th & Broadway

Overheard by: Scarfish

Woman to another: Every time I get pregnant, I always worry, 'Who mah baby daddy?'

--Barnes & Noble, Union Square

Guy to friends: So, you didn't fondle her dad's belly?

--Columbus Circle

Student on cell: Hi, Dad! How are you? [Long pause] This is your son.

--NYU Law