Woman on cell: My father is, like, my retarded child. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Rick Chick on cell: My father’s sister moved there. Then my aunt went. –29th & Park Overheard by: Adam Nathan Drunk guy: Ew! Mom and Dad have foot sex? I don’t even want to think about it! –Far Rockaway train Overheard by: Liz Little tourist girl: A lot of people are wearing black today, Daddy. –46th & Broadway Overheard by: Scarfish Woman to another: Every time I get pregnant, I always worry, ‘Who mah baby daddy?’ –Barnes & Noble, Union Square Guy to friends: So, you didn’t fondle her dad’s belly? –Columbus Circle Student on cell: Hi, Dad! How are you? [Long pause] This is your son. –NYU Law