Insatiable Wednesday One-Liners

Guy on cell: No, no, no! He said they came to search him and he swallowed it.

--Sullivan & Bleecker

Teen girl at human limbs exhibit: Hmmm, I'm hungry.

--Bodies Exhibit, South St Seaport

Frat boy on cell: I miss you, baby. I love ya. I want to taste your saliva. Call me later when you're drunk.

--University Pl & 14th St

Overheard by: Erin

Bimbette lighting a cigarette: This probably isn't what I should be having for breakfast.

--14th St & 1st Ave

Man on cell: Have you talked about coating her in peanut butter and jelly and eating her like a sandwich? No? Okay.

--Starbucks, Court St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: MmmSandwich

Mom: Who's the yummiest baby in the world? Is it you? Are you super-duper yummy?

--115th St & Broadway