Hipster to her dog: You know, you really are the best pooper I know! –Prince & MacDougal Overheard by: Yann Woman to dog: Why do you always have to pee on your paws? Oh, honey… Do not pee on your feet! –12th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: Thompson Hispanic guy to his dog: What are you do–? Why don’t you listen to me? What the hell — didn’t I tell you that is bad?! –98th & Lex Overheard by: Laughing my ass off Queer to his yappy dog: No, no, no! You’ve already peed on that. You’ve peed on everything! –28th St & 8th Ave Woman to dog in baby talk: Yes, other people’s poo makes me very happy, yes! –48th St & 9th Ave Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster