Fat college guy on cell: I only read books with robot insects on the cover. If it doesn’t have robot insects, I slap a sticker on. Pride and Prejudice? Robot insects on the cover makes it better. –Metro-North Overheard by: Ferry Guy to friend: Look, the root of the problem is that you have a shrine dedicated to semi-colons in your closest! I don’t care if they’re the god of all punctuation marks, that’s just weird! –Stuyvesant High School Metrosexual: I’m fairly certain that I’ve read every single fantasy series that has dragons in it. –Stuyvesant Town Overheard by: Karin Ghetto chick: Nah, all I’m sayin’s is that even if you look like Steve Urkel, as long as you got the brain of Steve Urkel, you good with me. –Jamaica-bound F train Overheard by: Floyd Leader of pack of teen boys dressed up like Star Trek characters: I didn’t say it was a good planet… –Tuxedo Renaissance Festival Overheard by: Murray