Wednesday One-Liners As Portrayed by Steinbeck

Hobo, after playing keyboard and screaming Christmas carols: Ladies and gentlemen, if you have any change I would greatly appreciate it. It would be going to a good cause -- I need a lot of therapy.

--L stop, Union Square

Overheard by: sunny maguire

Crazy hobo to no one: It's the Hudson River -- it moved! On Christmas day, it will be April 15th. Sign my petition.

--M15 bus, Ave A

Overheard by: Getting off at next stop

Hobo: I'll be your lover for a month if you buy me a motorcycle.

--79th & Broadway

Hobo to puddle: You don't fucking know, man. Shit. You don't fucking know.

--Penn Station

Homeless woman at 11 in the morning: I'm sorry to bother you all. I am homeless, and I haven't had a decent meal since earlier today.

--F train to Brooklyn

Overheard by: I hadn't had a decent meal at all at that time

Hobo to hobo friend: Yo, let me get your e-mail!

--W 27th St