Guy: This is like waiting in a breadline in Russia. –Long line to get into Magnolia Bakery Overheard by: Amy Guy on cell: I got sexually molested by a teenager in Turkey! –11th St & 2nd Ave Chick: Huh. Lot of Egypt. –Egyptian art wing, the Met Overheard by: Rhian Girl having to throw away beer: That’s so sad — think of all the sober children in Ethiopia. –Brooklyn Brewery Overheard by: Eelco Girl to boyfriend: What did you do today? Oprah probably fed a small country. –13th St & 2nd Ave Lady giving friend reindeer hat: Isn’t it great? I’m sure some Pakistani kid went blind making it, but y’know… –Fancy restaurant, West Village Overheard by: lbw Black kid pointing at shirt: This shit is gangsta! It’s from Japan! –The Gap, Times Square