Manager to resigned employee: It’s okay. If I worked here I’d be looking for another job as well. –Barnes & Noble, Park Slope Guy pleading into cell: Give me a break! So I have sex with one fuckin’ coworker… –Lafayette & Spring Overheard by: Jeff in Soho Late-40s guy: When you get to be my age it’s hard to make the big money, to become rich. Sure, I could get a job, but that’s not me. –Bus, Port Authority Overheard by: How long is this bus ride? Suit: I mean, if I’m gonna fuck a fatty it’s going to be one I don’t have to see at work on Monday. –6 train, Astor Place Bike messenger: I could die at any time. That’s why my job is so great. I clock in for doom. –37th & Broadway