Wednesday One-Liners Ride a Vespa

Hipster on cell: I'm not even buying anything. I'm just here to be seen.

--Trader Joe's

Hipster boy: I loves me some master race!

--Lobby, the Met

Overheard by: Shayna

Tipsy hipster girl: Wine is so, like, the blood of the gods!

--W 4th & Christopher St

Hipster guy: I think the most truly good person who's ever been on this earth was Gandhi. Or maybe Martin Luther King, Junior... But he was black.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Ghandi was Indian..

Drunk chick: What kind of hipsters are you that you won't fuck a girl just because she wants to wear a Sailor Moon costume?

--St. Mark's Pl