Hipster on cell: I’m not even buying anything. I’m just here to be seen. –Trader Joe’s Hipster boy: I loves me some master race! –Lobby, the Met Overheard by: Shayna Tipsy hipster girl: Wine is so, like, the blood of the gods! –W 4th & Christopher St Hipster guy: I think the most truly good person who’s ever been on this earth was Gandhi. Or maybe Martin Luther King, Junior… But he was black. –Times Square Overheard by: Ghandi was Indian.. Drunk chick: What kind of hipsters are you that you won’t fuck a girl just because she wants to wear a Sailor Moon costume? –St. Mark’s Pl