We Would Have Accepted 9 PM or 'Miller Time'

Hobo in a hurry to a stopped cabbie with open window: Yo, yo, dude! What time it is?
Indian cabbie: 21 hundred.
Hobo: Huh?
Indian cabbie: 21 hundred.
Hobo: Man, that's not funny.

--4th St, between 1st & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Dan