It's Always Awkward When Bush Runs Into Kerry

Man #1 after being cut off by Man #2: You ignoramus!
Man #2: I don't know what that is -- just call me an 'asshole'!

--Parking garage

Overheard by: Man #1's giggling nephew



Headline by: Nick T.

Runners-Up:
· "Can We Settle on 'Ignoranus?'" - Sara G.
· "Just as long as you call me!" - Rob Graham
· "Let's compromise on "Poopy Cerebellum"" - Matt Koff
· "Remember? No More Than Two Syllables For New Yorkers!!" - Jen


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