Man #1 after being cut off by Man #2: You ignoramus!
Man #2: I don’t know what that is — just call me an ‘asshole’!

–Parking garage

Overheard by: Man #1′s giggling nephew


Headline by: Nick T.


Runners-Up:
· “Can We Settle on ‘Ignoranus?’” – Sara G.
· “Just as long as you call me!” – Rob Graham
· “Let’s compromise on “Poopy Cerebellum”" – Matt Koff
· “Remember? No More Than Two Syllables For New Yorkers!!” – Jen




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