Man #1 after being cut off by Man #2: You ignoramus!
Man #2: I don’t know what that is — just call me an ‘asshole’! –Parking garage Overheard by: Man #1’s giggling nephew Headline by: Nick T. Runners-Up: · “Can We Settle on ‘Ignoranus?'” – Sara G. · “Just as long as you call me!” – Rob Graham · “Let’s compromise on “Poopy Cerebellum”” – Matt Koff · “Remember? No More Than Two Syllables For New Yorkers!!” – Jen
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