I See Your Chick-Fil-A and Raise You a Taco Bell

Toddler: Mommy, this bathroom is dirtyyy! Mommy? What's the cleanest place in the world?
Mother: I don't know, that's a good question.
Toddler: Well, I know that the dirtiest place ever, ever, ever, ever, ever is Chick-Fil-A.

--Restroom, Lunt-Fontanne Theatre

Overheard by: Not eating at Chick-Fil-A anymore