Negligent mom: He’s a little boy — that’s what he’s supposed to do! They have penises so they can wave them around! –Danice, 125th & 8th Overheard by: Tammy Scumbag Guy: You think I don’t have one? You think I don’t have one?! I will flash everyone on this train! –6 train Black man to girlfriend: Why you tellin’ everybody ’bout mah dick for? Oh, you sad now? Well, stop tellin’ everybody ’bout mah dick! –Staten Island Overheard by: Against Marj Little kid waiting to cross street: Owww, my wiener! –Times Square Overheard by: Sandy Queer: Rocky got hard during ‘Touch me, touch me’ because Janet would rub all over him and he was straight… And in those little yellow shorts you could see his penis grow like a torpedo. –1 train Overheard by: Smirking Minnesotan Professor, about ancient Greek theater: Lots of padding, lots of masks, lots of… phalluses. –Columbia University