Lady yuppie: I’m going to be in Williamsburg in half an hour. There’s a pig I need to buy. Wanna get a drink? –12th St & 7th Ave Fancy lady on cell: Hey, Andrea, it’s me. Just wanted to see how you were doing… And if you got a new pig… Call me back! –4th St, between 1st Ave & Ave A Overheard by: queemy’s mommy Drunk guy: I basically had pigs eating shit out of my ass! –4th St & 1st Ave