Young lady yuppie on cell: It is a perfectly normal fear to be afraid of bubbles! –83rd & Broadway Overheard by: KS Yuppie chick holding hands with yuppie boyfriend: Penis, penis, penis, penis. –Astor Place Overheard by: sarah Yuppie chick on cell: The thing about my ex is it’s, like, the story of ‘If you give a mouse a fucking cookie, I mean, eventually he’ll want to climb into bed with you and have you read him a fucking bedtime story.’ –Rector St Yuppie: Let’s go find my ex-fiance and beat her up. –46th & 8th